Engineers : The best BOYFRIENDS

3 advantages that an engineer boyfriend has over others : (Gals please note)

1.   Secure lifestyle : An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At the age of 27, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, get married and buy a house too.Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

2.   Unmatched industriousness : An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really very hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really hard to understand women too, just like the way they understand their work once they believe that you are the one. So, even if they don’t understand you initially, they’ll keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they’ll surely figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy a diamond ring = 1 week worth of happiness=dh/dt). And once they find out the secret formula, they’ll just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. And all this unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to curb your expenses, the Arts graduate who will ‘change major’, and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it’s really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the ‘one’. Say that you like one of their projects and they’ll be hooked to you for their entire lifetime.

3.   Will never betray your trust : The lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. On the contrary, your engineer boyfriend is too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about it.

So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend!

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